#either way cale deals with the white radish like an annoying pest
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"I was the one that ended up capturing and killing the White Star in our world."
From the corner of his eye Alberu can see Commander Choi Han and Sir Lock exchanging incredulous glances at the idea of this weak-looking guy killing the enemy they can both barely touch. Commander Rosalyn meanwhile is squinting at Cale like he's some logic puzzle she can reason her way through, and Count Henituse has elegantly raised a single, incredulous eyebrow.
"I also ended up doing something similar to another version during the Sealed God's Test of Wrath."
Alberu is going to need some clarification on that.
"Oh, you got that guy? I had Adin." The younger Choi Han says before glancing at Cale sharply, "Wait you didn't kill the fake one the way you killed the real one did you?" The swordmaster suddenly looks even more agitated than when Cale had told him earlier this morning that he wasn't taking Choi Han with him into the Forest of Darkness.
"No. I hit him with a rock instead of stabbing him with a stick."
—Chapter 16 of "Third Time's the Charm" by divisiblebyfour
I really like this fic. It's definitely worth a read, for that last line alone 😂
#tcf#trash of the count's family#lcf#lout of the count’s family#the birth of a hero#tcf fanfic#tcf humor#hitting with a rock#stabbing with a stick#either way cale deals with the white radish like an annoying pest#it's hilarious#especially because it's true
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